Me and the voices in my head.

(Source: fassyy)

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Ulcer Store

hotel-job:

FRENCH TEENAGER: Please, where is, ehh, the Ulcer Store?
CONCIERGE: I’m sorry, which store?
FRENCH TEENAGER: Ulcer Store. For Ulcer clothing.
CONCIERGE: Are you… do you… ulcer?
FRENCH TEENAGER: Ulcer clothing. The Ulcer Store.
CONCIERGE: Ulcer Store?
FRENCH TEENAGER: Ulcer Store.

Can you guess what she was asking for? First person to guess gets a prize.

Ulta?

seriously, ulcer store would be so much more awesome though.

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this would take as long as magikarp vs magikarp.

this would take as long as magikarp vs magikarp.

(Source: tank-girls)

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8 OTPs: Shepard/that fucking aquarium

“Clean Out Dead Fish”

fucking Kelly, feed my fish.

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sincerewordsfromtheheart:

whatthefoucault:

intimeofperil:

Into the Daleks clip

Now this is gonna be a fun era of Who…

Hot JAM

SMACK DOWN for people who thought they wouldn’t have chemistry

(Source: isntthatwizard)

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confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

i wasn’t going to tell anyone, but since it’s on tumblr…

(Source: confirmance)

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