Me and the voices in my head.
if you want comics only go here :
FRENCH TEENAGER: Please, where is, ehh, the Ulcer Store?
CONCIERGE: I’m sorry, which store?
FRENCH TEENAGER: Ulcer Store. For Ulcer clothing.
CONCIERGE: Are you… do you… ulcer?
FRENCH TEENAGER: Ulcer clothing. The Ulcer Store.
CONCIERGE: Ulcer Store?
FRENCH TEENAGER: Ulcer Store.
Can you guess what she was asking for? First person to guess gets a prize.
seriously, ulcer store would be so much more awesome though.